did u guys see the deer with the ribbon
this one did u see it
did u see this
I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary.
I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???
IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’
SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT
SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS
DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.
It sounded like something cr1tikal would do, so I decided to do it
Cr1tikal as the captain of flight 195 who challenged the other flight to a race
Every dudebro who says these women shouldn’t have taken private nude photos on themselves and then put them on a secure, private server if they didn’t want everyone in the world to see them should have to have every message they have ever sent on OKC dramatically read to their boss, mom, and granny
Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Collected something really stupid.Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride.Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed.Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself.Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane.Cheated on someone. Been cheated on.Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Have a best friend. Lost someone you loved.Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school.Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country.Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand.Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry.Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe. Loved someone you shouldn’t have.Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery.Had stitches. Taken a taxi. Seen the Washington Monument. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.Overdosed. Been in a fist fight.Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig.Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school.Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Made-out with someone.Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the house. Swore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship.Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience.Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car.Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol.Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.